Reince Priebus: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Reince. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

FYI: Reince is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated in 1998 from the University of Miami Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.  

During a recent (early February 2018) appearance on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Reince decided to further prove his allegiance to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, and only after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Reince went about spewing forth the following hyperbolic (BS) about The Great Leader and one his Designated Toadies Speaker of the House Paul Ryan.

• “I do think that Paul’s view of what fundamentally is getting accomplished under President Trump … when you take away what the media wants to focus in on, which is the decision-making process and some of the drama, but you actually look at what decisions are being made and the fundamentals, the president’s doing a remarkable job.”
• “My point is he’s accomplishing the things that he’s [Ryan] worked since he was 21 on. They’re happening now under President Trump.”
• “And as wild as that ride has been both for Paul Ryan and people like myself, you cannot escape the fact that the president is doing a remarkable job on the fundamentals of what being president is all about.”

Of course, Reince Baby, the following are some of the “remarkable fundamental” things The Great Leader has done during his first year in office, which would include documentary evidence that he lied over 2,000 times during his first year in office.

• Lied that TV audience for State of Union speech largest in history
• Lied that Nunes comedy memo vindicated him as being guilty of obstruction of justice or of colluding with the Russians involving the ongoing Russiagate investigation by Special Counsel Bob Mueller
• Lied that inaugural crowd largest in history
• Lied that Obama wiretapped him
• Lied that he had big hands [according to former wife]

I’m confident that The Great Leader and/or one of his designated Toadies has reimbursed Reince for the costs he has incurred and will incur in the future in making repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Lunatic Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1

Screwball Award Winner = 1

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