► Fox’s Bernard McGuirk: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner Print E-mail

Fox’s Bernard McGuirk: Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Bernie is a loudmouth bigoted moron who is primarily employed as a sidekick for the “Don Imus” Comedy radio show. He is also employed as a contributor by the Fox News Comedy Network.

 

In keeping with his contractual responsibilities with Fox to act as a Donald Trump Ass-Kisser, Bernie recently appeared on Fox’s “Outnumbered” comedy show that is hosted by a number of highly disrespected female comedians.

 

In this instance, Bernie commented on a recent (ca. late January 2018) story that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump had ordered the White House counsel to fire special counsel Robert Mueller. This story was later confirmed as accurate by other media outlets including Fox News.

 

Undeterred by reports of its accuracy and determined to prove his undying loyalty to The Great Leader, and after donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Bernie had the chutzpah to make the following comments to assuage the intellectually infirm followers of the “Outnumbered” comedy show.

  • “To me, it’s a joke, it’s a non-story, it’s a leak, you know, you have more FBI corruption and bias about to be exposed, you have Trump killing it over in Davos, and then they say, ’Listen, let’s hand The New York Times some talking points.’”
  • The media obsess over this while we have these other revelations coming out – a non-story.”
  • “It’s an investigation [special counsel Mueller’s investigation] in a desperate search for a crime is what it is and it’s tainted, it’s corrupt, the whole thing.”

As irrefutable evidence that Bernie is not only a Trump Toady, but a F’ng Moron is the following statement he made.

  • “It’s consistent [Trump order to fire Mueller] with an innocent man, wanting to do this.”
  • “And by the way, it’s a non-story because he didn’t fire him. That’s the point.”

I see Bernie, if John Gotti backed down from his orginial order to murder his boss and Godfather Paul “Big Paul” Castellano after being confronted by his Underboss Sammy “The Bull” Gravano, it would be considered exculpatory evidence by local District Attorney that he wasn’t guilty of actually ordering the subsequent hit on Big Paul when he was gunned down in front of Sparks Steak House in Midtown Manhattan.

 

I’m really feeling a lot better about this matter now that Bernie the Moron has provided us with irrefutable evidence that The Great Leader is innocent of any claims of “obstruction of justice” because he backed off from firing Mueller in June 2017 when White House counsel Don McGhan refused to so act and threatened to resign if The Don did so on his own.

 

I really hope that The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Ass-Kissers has reimbursed Bernie for the costs he has incurred in repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength Chapstick. 

 

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