Trump: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner  

During a recent (02/1/18) speech at a GOP retreat in West Virginia, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump went about further proving that he’s one of America’s Premier Aspiring Standup Comedians. Towards that end, The Great Leader said:

• “I’ve fulfilled more promises than I promised.”
• “I call it ‘promises plus.”

This is akin to The Great Leader saying:

• I screwed more Porn stars than I screwed
• I told more lies than I told (Whoops, my bad!)

This conduct conclusively proves that The Great Leader has a long way to go before he’ll be fully recognized as one of America’s Premier Standup Comedians. However, to be fair to The Great Leader, he’s already proven to be America’s Premier Narcissistic Lying Lunatic.

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below 

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 61 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 62 thru 72 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 73 thru 78 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 309 thru 324 Dawg Opinions 
5. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 8
6. Bigot/Racist Awards: Art. 310 thru 316
7. Trump Bullshit Awards: Art. 366 thru 433
8. Trump Liar Awards: Art. 1 thru 52 Liar Awards
9. Lunatic Awards: Art. 326 thru 334
10. Moron Awards: Art. 233 thru 241
11. Narcissist Awards: Art. 6 thru 15
12. Screwball Awards: Art. 275 thru 279
13. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 201 thru 212