Family Research Council’s Tony Perkins Today’s “Trump Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Tony. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-three (33) Awards in various categories and one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Tony is a well-known and highly disrespected charlatan and snake oil salesman in the mold of the character in the 1960 movie starring Kirk Douglas, “Elmer Gantry.”

Tony was previously employed as a police office, television reporter, served two terms as a GOP member of the Louisiana House of Representatives and was a loser candidate for the U.S. Senate in 2002 (finished fourth in GOP primary).

After these loser jobs, Tony decided he could make a handsome living by feigning anger at the Gay community, liberal Democrats and for outlawing abortions. This led Tony to become the leader of the Family Research Council, a right-wing organization that promotes racism, bigotry and more importantly the presidency of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

After The Great Leader’s affair with Porn Star Stormy Daniels was exposed in late January 2018, Tony decided it was time to further prove his loyalty and allegiance to Trump.

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Tony made the following hyperbolic (BS) statement:

• Evangelicals had given Trump “a mulligan” or “a do-over” for past behavior, including an affair with a porn star
• The President’s relationship with the Christian Right is “transactional”

Tony the Charlatan went on to say that The Great Leader is like a playground bully willing to stick up for American Christians after years of pummeling by Obama “and his leftists.”

When asked by the Politico reporter what happened to “turning the other cheek,” Tony said:

• “You know, you only have two cheeks.”
• “Look, Christianity is not all about being a welcome mat which people can just stomp their feet on.”

Yeah, that’s right Tony; however, you’ve spent a great deal of time kissing The Great Leader’s substantial “cheeks” since he won the GOP presidential nomination.

This is the same Jimmy Swaggart Wannabee, Born Again Christian and Family Values Hypocrite that:

• Gave speech to Louisiana chapter of the white supremacist Council of Conservative Citizens (CCC) that described black people as a “retrograde species of humanity”
• While managing unsuccessful Senate campaign of Wood Jerkins, Tony paid former KKK Grand Wizard David Duke $82,500 for his mailing list
• Affirmed debate headed by The Great Leader over Obama’s birth certificate as being “legitimate”
• Opined that Obama was a Muslim
• Covered up 2015 sexual assault by Wesley Goodman, candidate for a seat in the Ohio House of Representatives

Hopefully, The Great Leader and/or one of his Designated Toadies has arranged to reimburse Tony for the costs he has incurred for repeated purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

1. Ass-Kisser Award = 2
2. Bigot Award Winner = 5
3. Bullshit Award Winner = 7
4. Homophobe Aware Winner = 2
5. Liar Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 6
7. MoronAward Winner = 2
8. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 4
9. Screwball Award Winner = 4
10. Elmer Gantry Wannabee Tony Perkins attacks reversal of Prop 8: Dawg Opinions Art. 239