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Rev. Jim Bakker: Today’s “Lying Lunatic” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Jimmy. In the past, he has been the recipient of seven (7) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (November2017) airing of his daily comedy TV Show, former convicted felon and serial fraudster Jim Bakker decided to once again dupe his low I.Q. followers into purchasing his overpriced and useless Christmas merchandise by lying about the words “Merry Christmas.” Towards that end, Jimmy the Lying Loon said:

  • “They outlawed ‘Merry Christmas’ a few years ago and you know it.” he said.
  • “You couldn’t even say ‘Merry Christmas” at Walmart and the Walmart greeters told me they weren’t allowed to say it.”
  • “But we all started writing and what did we do? We changed it. We changed it.”
  • “We all worked together. You don’t have to lay down for it.”

Anyone with an I.Q. just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone knows for a fact that saying, “Merry Christmas” was never outlawed in any place in the U.S. of A. In fact, Walmart never had a policy wherein it ordered its employees to never mouth the words “Merry Christmas.”

 

An unreliable source indicated to me that it was permissible to say, “You be a fucking liar Jimmy” at most Walmart stores located in New York and California.

  1. Bullshit Award Winner = 1
  2. Fleece-Flocker Award Winner = 1
  3. Jimmy Swaggart Award Winner = 1
  4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
  5. Spirit of ISIS at fault for America’s extreme weather Bakker: Art. 2 Jimmy Swaggart Awards
  6. Satan utilizes Fire Alarms to silence: Art. 13 Screwball Awards
  7. Americans will soon embark on Cannibalism: Art. 14 Screwball Awards
 

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