Fox’s Howard Kurtz: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

During a recent (November 2017) edition of Fox News’ Media Buzz Comedy Show, resident comedian and Serial Trump Ass-Kisser Howard Kurtz decided to once again show his undying loyalty and allegiance to The Great Leader.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Howie made the following laughable comments to his low I.Q. followers in acting as a Trump Toady regarding The Don’s serial sexual harassment of at least 14 women.

• “But what about news organizations, and you've seen this more in the last 48 hours, who are now resurrecting the sexual harassment allegations made against Donald Trump as a candidate, after the Access Hollywood tape came out?”
• “Why resurrect that story which was, you know, he's denied it.”
• “There's about a dozen of them.”
• “But we had an election after that. And he won.”

Oh, I see Howie, winning an election is proof positive that The Don and/or anyone of his ilk is not guilty of sexually assaulting and/or raping a woman. Since that’s true Howie, then the following perverts and/or criminals should receive immediate dispensation for their conduct and/or crimes.

• Harvey Weinstein
• Bill O’Reilly
• Bill Cosby
• Kevin Spacey
• Former Rep. Anthony Weiner

Hopefully, The Don reimbursed Howie for the repeated costs he has incurred for purchases of tubes of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

It should be noted that this isn’t Howie’s First Award. He previously received a Bullshit Award which can found by visiting that category alphabetically.