Fox News' Brian Kilmeade: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Fox News' Brian Kilmeade 

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Brian. In the past, he has been the recipient of two (2) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (September 2017) episode of Fox & Friends Daily Comedy Show airing on the Fox News Comedy Network, Brian appeared with fellow Moron and Ass-Kisser Kellyanne

After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads in honor of The Don, Brian engaged in the following discussion with fellow Ass-Kisser Kellyanne for the benefit of Brian’s intellectually bereft followers:

KELLYANNE:

• “The man who works behind me here, President Trump, he's at his desk, pen in hand, ready to sign into law repeal and replacing Obamacare.”
• “He hasn't given up on that because he knows 29 million Americans don't have health insurance.”
• “He knows that Obamacare made many of their situations worse for many of them who were lied to about keeping their plans and doctors. They are without care.”
• “He stands ready to do fundamental tax reform, and he went yesterday, before Congress even gets back into session from their very long vacation where they got an earful from constituents for not getting things done. He's ready.”

BRIAN:

“Yeah, I have no idea why they [Congress] keep going on vacation.”

“It is just, it's criminal.”

“They have to work for a living.”

KELLYANNE:

“It's good work if you can get it.”

BRIAN:

• “He [Trump] said I'm going to have three income tax brackets instead of seven.”
• “I'm going to look to get a 15 percent corporate tax cut, I'm going to repeal the estate tax, no alternative minimum tax.”
• "Instead of offering the American people a plan for real job-creating tax reform, President Trump is pushing billionaires-first trickle-down tax scheme that hands out massive tax cuts to the wealthiest, at the expensive of American families."
• "I sense she is against something she doesn't even been presented with yet. I mean, that is just the wrong attitude. That's the anti what we're seeing in Texas."
• "Do you think there might be on some level a fear among Democrats that if tax reform is passed for America, the economy will grow at such a rate it will be impossible for them to win an election?"

KELLYANNE:

• “You hit it correctly. That's what I see.”
• “And this is what happened in the past when Ronald Reagan gave us fundamental tax reform.”
• “He was more popular and helped his vice president [George Bush] get a third term, get his third term, frankly.”
• “But what is Nancy Pelosi's plan?”
• “She's talking about Donald Trump's plan for tax reform. What is her plan?”

So now we have Brian the Quintessential Trump Ass-Kisser actually claiming that members of Congress are engaged in criminal activity when they go on vacation. Of course, Brian has a completely different point of view when his Beau The Don takes repeated vacations to Mar-A-Largo on the taxpayer dime.

Brian’s statement that the Democrats may well fear a Trumponian Tax Cut for Billionaires and Corporations because it could lead to a huge growth rate in the economy doesn’t pass the involuntary laugh test. This assertion merely further cements Brian’s exalted status as both an A-Hole and a Trump Toady. 

I’m hopeful that The Don and/or one of his Complaint Sycophants has reimbursed Brian for the costs he incurred his purchase of an Industrial Size Tube of ChapStick.

Congrats Brian; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

Bullshit Award Winner = 1

Chicken Little Award Winner = 1