► Rep. Don DeSantis (FL): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Rep. Don DeSantis (FL): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
It should be noted that Donnie is another in a long list of loser attorneys that decided to go into politics after learning how difficult it was to earn a dishonest living practicing law after he graduated from Law School. Therefore, he decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.
During a recent (September 2017) episode of Fox & Friends Daily Comedy Show airing on the Fox News Comedy Network, Rep. DeSantis appeared with co-host and resident moron Brian Kilmeade to once again act as a compliant lackey for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.
After donning a pair of Trumpian Brand ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads in honor of The Don, Brian and Donnie engaged in the following discussion for the benefit of Brian’s intellectually bereft followers:
BRIAN:
DONNIE:
So here we have an A-Hole loser lawyer that graduated from Harvard actually claiming that a prerequisite to appointing Mueller, Rosenstein was required to “identify a crime” that had already been committed. This hyperbolic (BS) statements is proof positive that Donnie is Moron (my sincerest apologies to Morons).
Moreover, I can’t recall Donnie whining when Ken Starr spent eight years (August 1994 to March 2002) investigating Whitewater and Bill Clinton at a cost of $70 million to the taxpayers.
Donnie and Brian continued with their discussion as follows:
BRIAN:
DONNIE:
I see Donnie, the real criminal is Mr. Rosenstein who appointed Bob Mueller and not The Don and members and/or associates of his crime family “The Trumporleone’s.”
Hopefully, The Don and/or one of his Ass-Kissing Surrogates reimbursed Donnie for the costs he incurred in purchasing an Industrial Tube of ChapStick.
Congrats Donnie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble. |