► Today’s “Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner is: Pastor Ronald Fails of Lima, Ohio Print E-mail

Today’s “Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner is: Pastor Ronald Fails of Lima, Ohio

Congratulations to….
Pastor Ronald Fails
Today’s Jimmy Swaggart” Award Winner
Ronnie and his wife Carol are the so-called pastors of an outfit called the Grace Church Worldwide Ministries located in Lima, Ohio. Lima is about 55 miles south of Toledo.
In mid-August 2011, the Right-Reverend Ronnie was arrested in downtown Lima for soliciting the services of a prostitute.
Unluckily for Ronnie, the cops were running a sting operation when he solicited the services of an undercover policewoman. Ronnie was arrested and charged with two counts of soliciting and one count of loitering to solicit.
And this wasn’t the first time that Ron the Perv was attempting to solicit the services of a prostitute. In 2003, Lima police tried to stop Rev. Ronnie for allegedly soliciting a prostitute. The Rev. did what any upstanding cowardly Christian would do, he fled. As he fled, Ronnie nearly stuck an officer with a car owned by his so-called church. Within minutes Ronnie crashed the car and pushed the woman (prostitute) out of the car and drove home.
When the police confronted Ronnie at his home a few hours later, his explanation was pure hyperbole (BS). Ronnie said he frequented the area to minister to women (prostitutes) after dealing with issues concerning a sister of his that he said was a prostitute. When asked why he fled from the police, Ronnie had the chutzpah to say he thought the two officers who initially approached his car were robbers so he quickly drove away.
It’s pretty clear to me that Ronnie missed his calling as a standup comedian. I guess Ronnie was ministering to the hooker he tossed out of his car, right?
Congrats Ronnie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as an accomplished Jimmie Swaggart Wannabee; you are far too humble.
The Dawg~
Folsom, California

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