Mike Pence proves undying Loyalty to Donald Trump

In an ongoing and never-ending love affair involving his Beau Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Vice President Mike Pence decided to author a love letter to The Don to prove his Loving Loyalty.

In the last refuge for Trump Toadies to have a Love Letter published, Mikey had it published on the Fox News Comedy website. After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads Mikey made the following laughable statements in his slobbering love letter to The Don.

• “President Trump’s accomplishments are nothing short of historic.” Pence wrote.
• “But as the president likes to say, at this White House that’s just what we call a good start.”
• “It is the greatest privilege of my life to serve as vice president to a president who is fighting every single day to restore an America of freedom, prosperity and opportunity for all.”

I’m hopeful that The Don and/or his Capo Bastone (Underboss) have agreed to reimburse Mikey for the costs he has incurred in purchasing a tube of Industrial Strength ChapStick.

In truth, Mikey is just waiting for the day that The Don is impeached or voluntarily resigns when he becomes aware that impeachment is a forgone conclusion. Unfortunately for Mikey, his lies about Gen. Flynn and Russia will likely prevent him from ever replacing The Don. 

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