Sean Hannity: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Sean Hannity

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Sean Hannity decided to further prove that he is Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s Most Cherished Ass-Kissing Toady.

During a recent (mid-June 2017) airing of his daily comedy show hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network, Sean went about covering for his Beau The Don by arguing that The Don’s threat that he had taped calls with former FBI Director James Comey was a brilliant move.

Sean then told his intellectually destitute viewers:

• “I’m sorry, this was one of the most brilliant, strategic, doubt-inducing, mind-messing tweets in the history of mankind, because he basically said to Comey, ‘Well, if there's tapes, you're in trouble with the deep state.’"
• “It was also a nice shot at them.” [those investigating The Don]

So here we have The Don’s most valued and trusted Soldier singing a tune praising the Godfather for attempting to intimidate a witness in regard to an ongoing investigation of The Don for obstruction of justice.

With defenders like Sean the Sycophantic Ass-Kisser making special counsel Mueller’s job easier, it shouldn’t be long before The Don hears that famous words “You have the right to remain silent.”

Congrats Sean; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

For additional stories on Sean go to the articles categorized below

• Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
• Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 3
• IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
• Liar Award Winner = 1
• Lunatic Award Winner = 1
• MoronAward Winner = 2
• 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
• Sean Hannity: Journalism’s answer to Walter Cronkite: Art.157 – Dawg Opinions
• Sean Hannity agrees to Keith Olbermann’s offer to be waterboarded: Art.158 – Dawg Opinions
• Sean Hannity: Great American? Was Charles Manson respected humanitarian? Art.159 – Dawg Opinions
• Savvy fellow reacts to Hannity’s commentary re: Obamacare: Art.160 – Dawg Opinions
• Sean Hannity’s missed opportunity to cash in on being Waterboarded: Art.161– Dawg Opinions
• Sean Hannity: dirty rotten scoundrel and congenital liar: Art.162 – Dawg Opinions
• Did Sean Hannity have a sexual tryst with Ann Coulter? – Art.163 – Dawg Opinions
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