Trump Jr. says: Stock market rise exonerates Daddy  

To prove that he’s as big a Dumbass and Serial Liar as his Daddy Donald “Trumporleone” Trump, Donald Trump Jr. decided to defend Daddy after former FBI Director James Comey’s devastating testimony.

Towards that end, Donnie Jr. appeared on the Sean Hannity Comedy Show hosted by the Fox News Comedy Network and then told Hannity’s intellectually infirm viewers:

“When the Dow hits another all-time record right during the testimony [Comey], you know that he’s [The Don’s] been exonerated.”

Only a Monumental Buffoon (my sincerest apologies to Buffoons) would even consider making such an idiotic claim. According to Donnie Jr., John Gotti should have been acquitted because the stock market rose during his criminal trial. The same can be said for Bernie Madoff.

Donnie Jr. followed up with spewing forth the following BS:

• “Reasonable people are seeing that this has just been one big witch hunt.” Donald Trump Jr. said.
• “They see how disgusting the swamp really is.”
• “They see the teeth that are there, and I think they’re going to realize that, ‘Hey, give the guy a chance.”
• “Let him do what he was elected to do, and he’ll do a phenomenal job.’”

Hopefully, Daddykins provided Donnie Jr. with a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads before he went about telling the aforementioned lies.

I can understand a son wanting to help his Daddy; however, Jr’s. conduct only further proves that the Avocado doesn’t fall far from the tree.