It’s insulting to call Donald “Trumporleone” Trump a Liar

During a recent press conference presided over by Sarah Huckabee Sanders at the White House, she was asked about Serial Liar Donald “Trumporleone” Trumps proclivity for telling lies.

After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Sarah responded to the question by saying:

• “No, the President is not a liar.”
• “And frankly, it’s insulting to be asked.”

Only a dyed-in-the-wool Trump Toady totally ignorant that The Don is a Congenital Liar would laughingly assert that it is “insulting” for anyone in the media to ask if he’s a Liar.

I personally followed to travails of former President Nixon prior to his forced resignation and I can say for certainty that he never told as many lies as The Don. In fact, I’m confident that The Don has told more lies in a 24-hour period of time then Nixon did during his first term in office.

The sad truth about The Don is that he will lie about anything regardless of how insignificant the matter is. To be fair, it is not uncommon for a fellow with “small hands” to make up for his shortcomings by resorting to becoming a Serial Liar.

I’m hopeful that The Don has reimbursed and/or will shortly reimburse Sarah for the costs she has already incurred in purchasing extra strength tubes of ChapStick.

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