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Newt Gingrich: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Newt Gingrich

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

 

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Newt. In the past, he has been the recipient of eighteen (18) Awards and the subject of four (4) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (mid-June 2017), Newt appeared with comedy radio host and John Catsimatidis of New York in order to further pay homage to Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

 

In preparation for paying tribute to The Don, Newt After donned a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads. Newt then told Catsimatidis’ low I.Q. followers:

  • "I think Congress should now intervene and they should abolish the independent counsel, because Comey makes so clear that it's the poison fruit of a deliberate manipulation by the FBI director leaking to the New York Times, deliberately set up this particular situation.”
  • “It's very sick."

Newt then sent out the following tweet in support of The Don

 

“Republicans are delusional if they think the special counsel is going to be fair. Look who he is hiring.check fec reports. Time to rethink.”

4:34 AM - 12 Jun 2017

 

In a lame attempt at levity, Newt sent out the following tweet.

 

"It's very clear that Comey hates Trump.”

 

More people hate The Don then love him Newt. This isn’t news to anyone with an I.Q. a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone.

 

The only thing that Newt is afraid of is the fact that Mueller will do a throughout apolitical investigation and allow the chips to fall where they may.

 

And lastly, Newt’s continuous planting of kisses on The Don’s substantial ass is expected given the fact that they are both congenital liars, serial adulterers and total ignoramuses (my apologies to ignoramuses).

 

Congrats Newt; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

 

Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 4

Bullshit Award Winner = 5

Deadbeat Award Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3

Screwball Award Winner = 4

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