Sen. Lindsay Graham tells Trump: “Testifying will make your Presidency a Circus”

After former FBI Director James Comey testified before the Senate Intelligence Committee, Donald “Trumporleone” Trump laughingly said he would testify under oath about his encounters with Comey for the purpose of rebutting Comey’s sworn testimony.

In response to The Don’s hyperbolic (BS) assertion, Sen. Lindsay Graham of South Carolina decided to provide further proof that he is an Aspiring Standup Comedian and more importantly a Trump Toady in Training. After donning a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads, Lindsay put forth the following comedic lines.

• “I think it’s inappropriate for the president to testify publicly,”
• “Mr. President, let’s not make a circus out of your presidency.”
• “If you want to come to the Judiciary Committee and testify under oath, we’ll put Comey by you.”
• “It’d be the highest rated TV show in the history of the world, but it’s not good for our democracy,”

How asinine for anyone to assert that anything The Don does is not in accordance with what one would expect of a clownish buffoon (my sincerest apologies to buffoons). It is a well-established fact that The Don has dedicated his political career into making a “circus out of the presidency.”

One thing we can take to the bank is that The Don will never voluntarily testify before any Senate or House committee under oath. This will only happen if he’s subpoenaed to testify before a grand jury empaneled by the Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller.

Bullshit Award Winner = 4

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

MoronAward Winner = 1

Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1