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Fox News' Andrew Napolitano : Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Fox News' Andrew Napolitano

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

 
 
 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Andy. In the past, he has been the recipient of ten (10) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

During a recent (late May 2017) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network’s “The Five” Comedy Show, resident comedian, Serial Liar and former incompetent Judge Andrew Napolitano decided to don a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads while acting as a Toady for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

 

In this instance, Andy the Ass-Kisser decided to once again display his undying loyalty for The Don by genuflecting in his honor while offering a hyperbolic (BS) defense to the Russian interference with our past presidential election and any collusion between The Don and/or his Compliant Toadies.

 

Andy went on to tell Fox’s intellectually infirm viewers a few lies about his fellow Trump Ass-Kisser Rep. Devin Nunes, which are as follows:

  • “We are getting closer and closer to addressing the problems that happened to Donald Trump when he was Mr. Donald Trump.”
  • “Do you remember back, just a few months ago, when Devin Nunes suddenly ran from his office in the House of Representatives to the White House? And we learned what that was about.”
  • “Some NSA agents had come to him with some raw data.”
  • “It was so hot he had to tell the White House about it immediately. It was so hot he decided he had to recuse himself from the Russian investigation.”

Now folks, claiming that Nunes had to recuse himself from the Russiagate investigation because he had learned about some really “hot raw data” from NSA agents is a blatant lie. Nunes was forced to recuse himself after it was discovered that he was acting as a compliant Lackey and Toady for The Don. Put simply, Rep. Nunes is an embarrassment to all well-intentioned Trump Toadies hellbent on kissing The Don’s substantial ass.

 

Andy went on to tell Fox’s low I.Q. viewers:

  • “He [Toady Nunes] is back in the Russian investigation. What do you think it was?”
  • “Evidence of unmasking for political purposes, the use of raw intelligence data for political purposes.”
  • “That is the most serious threat to personal liberty in America and to the stability of this country since the Civil War.”
  • “That somebody in the White House or the [Obama] administration could take raw intelligence data about their political opponents and use it to the harm of those political opponents.”

Of course, Andy the Congenital Lying Ass-Kisser does not possess any evidence of any kind to support his bald-faced lies. He’s in the same league as his Godfather, The Don when it comes to fabricating falsehoods. Down in the South, they’d refer to someone of Andy’s ilk as a “Dirty, no good, Som-bitch.”

 

If it weren’t for the job as Chief Legal Liar for Fox, Andy would likely be relegated to working as a greeter at the Walmart Supercenter at 2100 88Th Street in North Bergen, New Jersey. However, such employment would be contingent on Andy not admitting that he was a Trump Toady or a lawyer.

 

Congrats Andy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
  2. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  3. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
  4. Screwball Award Winner = 1
  5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
  6. $15 minimum wage attempt to bribe poor voters: Art. 1 Moron Awards
  7. Exquisitely unfair to hold Trump accountable for Muslim Ban comments: Art. 241 Bullshit Awards
 

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