Fox News' Andrew Napolitano: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Fox News' Andrew Napolitano

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Andy. In the past, he has been the recipient of eight (8) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (early May 2017) appearance on the Fox News Comedy Network’s “The Five” Comedy Show, resident comedian, Serial Liar and former incompetent Judge Andrew Napolitano decided to don a pair of Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads while acting as a Toady for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump.

In this instance, Andy decided to once again perform as a Certified Trump Ass-Kisser regarding the scandal involving former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn. Andy and his fellow comedians on The Five decided to avoid discussing anything to do with the Russian interference in the 2016 election or any possible collusion between the Trump folks and the Russians. Instead, the comics decided to try and make a big deal out of who may have outed Mike Flynn as a lying agent for the Russians and the Turkish government.

Andy then engaged in the following discussion with his fellow comedians and Trump Toady’s Steve Doocy and Ainsley Earhardt to offer comfort and solace to Fox’s low I.Q. followers.

DOOCY:

• “Here to react is Fox News senior judicial analyst, Judge Andrew Napolitano.”
• “And judge, from what we heard yesterday, that is the only thing we know -- the only law we know was broken was somebody took that secret information and leaked it to the Washington Post.”

ANDY:

• “Well, we also know that the Obama administration was listening to every word that [former National Security Advisor] General [Michael] Flynn was uttering in Trump Tower.”

AINSLEY:

• “But would it be easy to find out who knew that information about the unmasking of General Flynn in December when he talked to the ambassador?”

ANDY:

• “There should be electronic fingerprints when unmasking occurs, meaning the human being that goes into the raw data to extract the true name of the person whose words were recorded on a transcript or a telephone conversation, would leave an electronic fingerprint.”
• “We don't know any of that.”
• “We also don't know who sent all of this information to The Washington Post in an attempt to destabilize a validly elected administration, Donald Trump.”
• “I'm convinced there were efforts to destabilize him at the outset, and it appears that the president of the United States, Barack Obama, was aware of this.”

Andy has proven to be one of the Biggest Liars working for the Fox News Comedy Network. There’s absolutely nothing that Andy won’t lie about to curry favor with The Don.

To state that Obama was involved in trying to destabilize the Trump Dictatorship is ridiculous. The Don has proven to be endowed with the innate ability to cause his own destabilization beginning with his lie that Obama wiretapped him and the Trump Tower.

Andy is hoping that The Don will rewards his incessant Ass-Kissing by nominating him for a federal or even the Supreme Court if a seat opens up. However, with the firing of FBI director James Comey, The Don may reward Andy by appointing him to replace Comey.

Congrats Andy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
2. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
3. Screwball Award Winner = 1
4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 2
5. $15 minimum wage attempt to bribe poor voters: Art. 1 Moron Awards