This isn’t the first Award presented to Lindsey. In the past, he has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (April 2017) appearance on the Fox & Friends Comedy Hour, Lindsey decided to a don pair of official Trumpian ™ Brand Industrial Strength Knee Pads, for the purpose of planting a kiss on the derriere of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump. In this instance, Lindsey’s suck up routine involved The Don’s threats against Iran.

The Don announced that he and/or his Compliant Toadies in his administration were going to see if it were wise to tear up the Iran Nuclear deal that was negotiated by the Obama Administration. Lindsey then said:

• “I am like the happiest dude in America right now.”
• “We have got a president and a national security team that I’ve been dreaming of for eight years.”

Not satisfied with this initial ass-kissing commentary, Lindsey went on to praise Trump Toady regarding Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s statement that he would be reviewing the Iran Agreement by saying.

• “To me, that has been music to my ears.” Graham said.
• “Iran is running through the Mideast. They are toppling every government they can get their hands on.”
• “North Korea, if I were Kim Jong Un, whatever his name is, I would listen to Mike Pence.”
• “The fact that the vice president of the United States went to the DMZ, looked across the way and said, 'We're watching you'; Donald Trump is not going to let this nut job in North Korea get a missile to hit America.”
• “And if I were North Korea and China, I would start thinking anew about the president of the United States.”
• “I am all in. Keep it up, Donald. I'm sure you're watching.”

So here we have three Certified Chicken Littles, Trump, Pence and Tillerson who appear to be more than willing to send your sons, daughters, husband, wives and/or grandchildren off to war despite their

Donald Trump: 

• Five deferments during Vietnam War (hands were to small)

Mike Pence:

• Never served in the military

Rex Tillerson:

• Age eligible but didn’t serve in military during Vietnam War
• Military experience: achieved rank of Eagle Scout

To suggest that these Chicken Littles should be able to send our children to die in a trumped-up war is totally disgusting. I’d suggest that if these fraidy-cats want to start an unnecessary war that all three of them don a military uniform and show us the way. And if they aren’t willing to so act then I’d argue that they should go golfing with The Don and his cadre of warmongering wimps.

And lastly, if anyone argues that Lindsey is a war hero and/or patriot because he served as a commissioned officer in the Air Force their argument is pure bunk. During his time in the military, Lindsey worked as a prosecutor in the Judge Advocate Office. When I was in the military I also worked in the Judge Advocate’s Office and I can tell you for a fact that Lindsey never served in a combat role. Therefore, he’s nothing more than another Chicken Little that neve offered to put his life on the line defending the U.S. of A.

The only combat that Lindsey may have experienced was fighting to get to the front of the line at the Officer’s Club during Happy Hour.

Congrats Lindsey; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of America’s most disrespected “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
2. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
3. MoronAward Winner = 1
4. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1