Trump’s 18^th post-election lie: 13 most successful week in POTUS history

One would have had to have his/her head stuck in two feet of sand to not realize that Donald “Trumporleone” Trump has proven to be the most worthless individual to have ever ascended to the Presidency. In early April 2017, The Don had the chutzpah to tell reporters:

• “I think we’ve had one of the most successful 13 weeks in the history of the presidency.”

Only someone with an I.Q. equal to or just a tad higher than the legal speed limit in a school zone would believe what The Don said. Here a few of his successes:

• Several Federal District courts ruled Muslim Ban unconstitutional
• Federal Circuit Court of appeals ruled Muslim Ban unconstitutional
• The Don’s Attorney General Jeff Sessions forced to recuse from Russia/Trump investigation
• Trump Toady Rep. Devin Nunes forced to withdraw from House investigation into Russian interference in 2016 election in involvement of Trump and/or his surrogates
• Trump’s national security advisor Gen. Flynn forced to resign dues to being a serial liar and for doing business with Russian and Ukrainian government officials
• Fired National Security Council’s Western Hemisphere official Craig Deare after she had the temerity to criticize The Don’s policies and his inner circle of so-called advisers

In addition to the field of employee relations as set forth above, here are some more of The Don’s exciting accomplishments in executing the following executive orders.

Revoked Obama order prohibiting companies doing business with the U.S. Government from cheating their employees

Order delay implementation of Obama rule requiring financial professional giving advice on retirement and charge commission, to put their client’s interests first

To be fair to The Don, I’m sure the vast majority of Americans, especially seniors are jumping up and down with joy knowing that a financial advisor can place his interests before there’s and screw them over while charging them for the experience. I’m sure that The Don promised all the seniors that voted for him that he was going to stick it up their derrieres in this manner, right?

Another instance of being fair to The Don is his revocation of Obama’s order regarding federal contractors. In his rule, Obama had the audacity to order that federal contractors who violate labor laws would be precluded from competing for certain types of contracts with the government. I’m confident that all the middle to lower income blue collar workers who voted for The Don did so because they wanted contractors with federal contracts to screw their employees by violating federal labor laws.

Can there be any doubt that The Don has outperformed well-known underachievers such as JFK, Ronald Reagan, Abraham Lincoln, FDR, Harry Truman, Thomas Jefferson and George Washington?

However, The Don is in the same glorious league of the following successful politicans:

• Adlai Stevenson: two-time Democrat presidential loser
• Thomas Dewey: two-time Republican presidential loser
• William Jennings Bryan: three-time Democrat presidential loser
• Henry Clay: three-time Democrat/Republican/Whig part president loser

Goshes and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, I’m thoroughly impressed with The Don’s glorious achievements during his first 13 weeks of his presidency, how about you?

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the following articles

1. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 1 thru 37 Dawg Opinions
2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 38 thru 48 Dawg Opinions
3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 49 thru 53 Dawg Opinions
4. Trump miscellaneous articles: Art. 279 thru 292 Dawg Opinions
5. Trump Bullshit: Art. 352 thru 371
6. Trump Lies: Art. 1 thru 17 Liar Awards
7. Lunatic Awards: Art. 315 thru 317
8. Screwball Awards: Art. 267 thru 268
9. Rodney Dangerfield Awards: Art. 198 thru 206