Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL)

Today’s “Bullshit”Award Winner 

Matty is yet another loser lawyer who learned early on how difficult it would be to earn a dishonest living practicing law. This led him to go into the second most honest profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

In November 2016, Matty succeeded in duping the voters in the greater Pensacola area into electing him as a member of the U.S. House of Representatives.

In one matter, Matty the Moron (M&M) recently (late January 2017) introduced legislation that would complete abolish the EPA (Environmental Protection Agency. In support of his asinine legislation, Matty implored his GOP comrades in the House to join with him by telling them the following in an email.

• “Our small businesses cannot afford to cover the costs associated with compliance, too often leading to closed doors and unemployed Americans.” Gaetz wrote.
• “It is time to take back our legislative power from the EPA and abolish it permanently.”
• “I ask for your support in eliminating this abusive and costly agency.”

Let’s take a minute and see how our lives would be improved if the EPA were abolished:

• Chemical manufacturers polluting the Great Lakes
• Coal companies poisoning drinking water in West Virginia and Kentucky
• Water plants allowed to use lead pipes (ala, Flint, Michigan)
• Asbestos manufacturers free to produce insulation containing asbestos
• Coal fired utility plants allowed to dispose of coal waste into local streams and rivers

Yes indeedy, Boys and Girls, without those despotic communists at the EPA making our lives miserable, we’ll all be able to live in an environment with dirty air and water. We’ll also have the privilege of eating toxic-laden fish.

How can we possibly show our gratitude to Matty the Moron for making our lives and those of our children and grandchildren so much better?