► Rudy Giuliani Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Rudy Giuliani: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Rudy Giuliani Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner This isn’t the first Award presented to Rudy. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-six (36) Awards in various categories and the subject of seventeen (17) awards and the subject of one (1) piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (ca. Jan 2017) interview with comedian Sean Hannity on the Fox News Comedy Network, Rudy decided to don a pair of official Trumpian ™ Industrial Strength Knee Pads in defense of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump’s, confrontation with CNN reporter Jim Acosta at The Don’s first post-election press conference.
In an overt attempt to cement his status as one of America’s Foremost Aspiring Standup Comedians, Rudy laughingly defended The Don in regards to his relationship with the media. Rudy then told Hannity’s intellectually deficient viewers the following.
Rudy made this hyperbolic (BS) statement after genuflecting and showing reverential respect for The Don by first kissing his pinky finger ring and then his substantial derriere.
Anyone with an I.Q. just a tad north of the legal speed limit for semi-trunks on I-95 in Philadelphia are the only folks who believe anything that a Sean Hannity or Rudy have to say on any issue and in particular a free press.
Congrats Rudy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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