► U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert (TX): Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
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U.S. Rep. Louie Gohmert (TX) Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner This isn’t the first Award presented to Louie. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-six (36) Awards in various categories and the subject of eleven (11) opinions and two (2) laments. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (mid-October 2016) interview on the Fox News Comedy Network, Louie decided to act as an apologist for Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and his taped comment bragging he grabbed women “by the pussy” without their permission.
Louie said that House Republicans (fellow loons) disagreed with party leaders who condemned The Don bragging about grabbing women “by the pussy.” Louie the Loon then said:
I see Louie, The Don’s foul moth and admission he sexually assaulted women by grabbing them “by the pussy” is Bill Clinton’s fault.
Louie completed his Trump Ass-Kissing routine by saying:
James Dobson is a well-known and disrespected bigot, homophobe and serial liar and those are his good points. Relying on something that Dobson said about The Don becoming a Christian is akin to believing Joseph Goebbels telling everyone that Adolph Hitler had converted to Judaism.
Since Louie the Loon was at one time a so-called Judge in Texas, it appears that he’s hopeful that The Don would nominate him for a seat on the U.S. Supreme Court or a Federal Appellate Court in the unlikely event that The Don wins the presidential election in November.
Congrats Louie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.
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