Fox News' Dana Perino: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Fox News' Dana Perino 

Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Dana. In the past, she has been the recipient of four (4) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Dana is yet another blonde and/or bleached blonde that works for the Fox News Comedy Network because of her willingness to act in the mode of Sharon Stone in “Basic Instincts.” In addition, her ability to fabricate false news stories and/or follow the instructions of her biased bosses in so acting is one of her endearing qualities.

During a recent (early September 2016) airing of the Megyn Kelly comedy show, Dana made the following comments about Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and his support for the Iraq war after the 9/11 attacks and his subsequent false denials that he so acted.

• “Well, I think that there's a little bit of selective memory going on.”
• “Donald Trump wasn't in a position that Hillary Clinton was in 2003, and the lead-up even after 2001 and 2002.”
• “He wasn't in the United States Senate, he wasn't on the Armed Services Committee, she was. So, she was privy to the information.”

Dana concluded her ass-kissing comedic routine by saying:

• “I don't think it's fair to actually hold him to that account, him saying that he was and he wasn't.”

Only a dyed-in-the-wool Ass-Kisser would claim that it was unfair to go after The Don for his prior support of the Iraq war and his flip-flop on the subject after he decided to run for the presidency.

Hopefully, The Don reimbursed Dana for the costs she incurred in purchasing a large tube of ChapStick to

Congrats Dana; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Ass-Kissers”; you are far too humble.

Dumbo Award Winner = 1

Moron Award Winner = 1

Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC): Today’s “Bullshit” Award Winner: Art. No. 125

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