► Former Rep. Michele Bachman: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner |
Former Rep. Michele Bachman: Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
Congratulations to….
Former Rep. Michele Bachman Today’s “Ass-Kisser” Award Winner
This isn’t the first Award presented to Michelle. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty-two (32) Awards in various categories and the subject of seven (7) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.
During a recent (early July 2016) interview with right-wing lunatic End Times broadcaster Jan Markell, Michele decided to once again act as a pimp for Donald “The Don” Trumporleone in his quest to become the next President of the U.S. of A. Towards that end, Michele said:
After assuring that he Industrial Strength Knee Pads were attached, Michele went on to say:
I see Michele, God is the one responsible for foisting The Don upon us, not the Morons and Dupes (my apologies to Morons and Dupes) that have cheerfully bought into his line of BS.
And lastly, Michele wasn’t about to let an interview with a fellow lunatic go by without attacking Obama, which led to her repeating a prior falsehood by claiming Obama gave millions of illegal immigrants the right to vote prior to the 2012 election. She then said:
These immigrants “are going to be voting to transform the United States into, like, a Third World country.”
As compensation for kissing the Don’s ring and/or his derriere, The Don gifted Michelle by naming her as a member of The Don’s Evangelical Executive Advisory Board.
And lastly, I’m hopeful that The Done reimbursed Michele for the costs she incurred in purchasing a pair of Industrial Strenghty Knee Pads for the purpose of paying homage to Don Trumporleone.
Congrats Michelle; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.
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