This isn’t the first Award presented to Sean. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirteen (13) Awards in various categories and the subject of eight (8) opinion pieces. Those awards and opinion pieces are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (July 12, 2016) segment of his daily comedy radio show, resident comic, serial liar and demented lunatic Sean Hannity made the following laughable statement.

• “Some people have asked me if I would serve in any position.” [Trump Administration] I
• “I would think about it.”
• “If I thought I could help my country; I would think about it.”

In the unlikely event that Donald “The Don” Trumporleone were to win the Presidency in November 2016 and he felt compelled to offer Sean a job in his administration, there are only a couple of jobs he would qualify for, which are as follows:

• Whitehouse press secretary: Responsible for Spewing forth hyperbolic (BS) statements
• Propaganda Director ala Joseph Goebbels (Hitler’s chief mouthpiece)
• White House’s Official dishwasher: prior restaurant dishwasher experience

Anyone with an I.Q. in the high nineties and/or triple digits would likely agree that if The Don wins or loses in November, the perfect position for Sean would be:

As a prisoner at Leavenworth 

Congrats Sean; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. 2012 Golden Globe Award Winner: Best Comedy Series – Academy Award Winners
2. Ass-Kisser Awards = 10
3. Trump Ass-Kisser Award Winner =11
4. Bullshit Awards = 7
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 6
6. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 2
7. Liar Award Winner = 5
8. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
9. Miscellaneous Awards = 2
10. Moron Awards = 5
11. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Award Winner = 8
12. Screwball Award Winner = 3
13. Dawg Opinions: Art. 190-196