Louis Gohmert says, No Gay Couples allowed on future Space Colonies

During a recent (late May 2016) rant on the floor of the U.S. House of Representatives, Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) decided to once again prove that he is one of America’s Premier Bigots, Morons, Homophobes and Aspiring Standup Comedians.

In this instance, Louie went after one of his favorite targets, the Gay community. Towards that end, Louie insisted that members of the gay community should be prohibited from being sent into space to form a colony in the event earth is wiped out by an asteroid. Louie the Comic then said:

• In case of an imminent asteroid collision by putting people in a “space ship that can go, as Matt Damon did in the movie, plant a colony somewhere, we can have humans survive this terrible disaster about to befall, if you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same-sex couples?”
• “You’re wanting to save humankind for posterity, basically a modern-day Noah, you have that ability to be a modern day Noah, you can preserve life.”

Louie then makes the following asinine statement:

• “How many same-sex couples would you take from the animal kingdom and from humans to put on a spacecraft to perpetuate humanity and the wildlife kingdom.”

How did Louie become aware that there were “same-sex couples” in the “animal kingdom?” Could it be that he has personal knowledge of animals in the wild being outed? If that’s the case how would that take place? Would a Chimpanzee out a dominant Lion and then immediately report the outing to Louie?

And what about transgender members of the animal kingdom, is it possible that Zebras are known to change their stripes at will? I guess we’ll have to ask Louie, right?

One must question how Louie became so knowledgeable about the sexual proclivities

 of the “animal kingdom? Surely he must have some personal experience, right? Maybe that’s why when Louie visits barnyard animals in the Tyler, Texas area, they become frightened at the sound of a zipper.

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