Donald Trump: Today’s “IHOP (Flip-Flop” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Donald Trump

Today’s “IHOP (Flip-Flop)” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Donnie. In the past, he has been the recipient of thirty (30) Awards in various categories, the subject if eight (8) opinion pieces and one (1) lament. Those awards, opinion pieces and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

One of The Donald’s prime reasons he believes he should be our next president is his never ending claim that he campaign is “self-funded.” In other words, he has consistently attacked his opponents as being purchased by special interests via large campaign contributions.

In fact, at every campaign rally Donnie sings the same refrain that unlike all other candidates he will not be beholding to special interests because he is personally funding his presidential campaign.

On May 24, 2016, Donnie’s campaign announced that it had appointed New York Jets owner Wood Johnson to serve as vice chair for the Trump Victory Fund, which is a “joint fundraising committee” set up by Donnie’s campaign and the Republican National Committee (RNC). (Huffington Post)

Donors to Donnie’s joint venture with the RNC will be allowed to contribute up to $450, 000 per person. Put simply, Donnie’s “I’m self-funded” was and is nothing more than a bald faced lie. Put simply, Donnie will be donning a pair of Industrial Strength Knee Pads to pay homage to his soon-to-be mega donors. I trust that the costs of The Donald’s knee pads are not tax deductible.

And lastly, Donnie’s flip-flopping by saying he would never accept special interest campaign donations would be like the D.C. Madam claiming she ran a self-funded whorehouse and never accepted money from any of her customers.

Congrats Donnie; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Flip-Flopper’s”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
2. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 2
4. IHOP Flip-Flop Award Winner = 1
5. Joseph Goebbels Truth-Teller Award Winner = 1
6. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
7. Moron Award Winner = 1
8. Narcissist Award Winner = 1
9. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner =6
10. Screwball Award Winner = 1
11. Only Trump genuinely loves America: Art. 59 Bullshit Awards
12. Evangelicals supporting Trump ain’t real Evangelicals: Art. 64 Bullshit Awards
13. Donald Trump has already made America greater: Art. 271 Bullshit Awards
14. Mexican rapists coming to U.S. with Muslim terrorists to follow: Art. 289 Bullshit Awards
15. President Trump would prove God hasn’t given up on America: Art. 58 Lunatic Awards
16. Obama murdered Justice Scalia and Donald Trump is next: Art. 134 Lunatic Awards
17. Trump like Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King Jr. & Jerry Falwell: Art. 64 Moron Awards
18. Donald Trump is the USAs King David: Art. 62 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
19. Donald Trump victimized by Racism: Art. Rodney Savage: Art. 174 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
20. Only Trump can save us from Obama’s Maoist Reeducation Camps: Art. 177 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
21. Donald Trump will save us from the Anti-Christ: Art. 188 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
22. Big name endorsements for Donald Trump’s presidential run: Art.189 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
23. Trump believes Michael Savage qualified to run Nat’l Institutes of Health:  Art. 191 Rodney Dangerfield Awards
24. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements – Art.182 Dawg Opinions
25. Who will President Trump appoint to Office of Sex Offenders Sentencing: Art. 207 Dawg Opinions
26. Who will President Trump appoint to head the EPA? – Art. 208 Dawg Opinions
27. Who will President Trump appoint to head the FBI? – Art. 209 Dawg Opinions
28. Who will Donald Trump name as his Running Mate? - Art. 210 Dawg Opinions
29. After Macy’s Dumps Trump; he announces New Product Line: Art. 211 Dawg Opinions
30. When does the “Donald” trump “Mitt the Witt?” – Art.212 Dawg Opinions
31. The “Donald” sings “Crazy” for his bosom-buddy Mitt Romney – Art.213 Dawg Opinions
32. The Donald sings in honor of Hillary Clinton: Art. 1 Dawg Laments