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Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

Congratulations to….

 

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

 

This isn’t the first Award presented to Little Marco. In the past, he has been the recipient of eleven (11) Awards in various categories and the subject of one (1) lament. Those awards and lament are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

 

After it was announced in May 2016 that Confederate General Edmund Kirby Smith, a native Floridian who has represented the Sunshine State in the U.S. Capitol’s Statutory Hall for years would be replaced, Little Marco decided to further prove that he was unfit to be President of the U.S. of A.

 

After learning of General Smith’s removal from the hall, Little Marco laughingly suggested that he be replaced by Tim Tebow. FYI: Tebow was a quarterback at the University of Florida for several years and led the team to two National championships. No other state has a college football player as it’s

 

Some of the historical luminaries honored with statutes in the Hall are:

  • Nevada – Sarah Winnemucca: Paiute Indian author, activist and educator
  • New Hampshire – Sen. Daniel Webster
  • Ohio – President James Garfield
  • Virginia – President George Washington
  • Vermont – Ethan Allen: Revolutionary war hero
  • Texas – Stephen F. Austin: Father of Texas

Tebow was originally drafted by the Denver Broncos. He then played for the New York Jets, New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles. As of May 2016, Tebow was an unsigned free agent, meaning no respectable team wanted to hire him as a quarterback.

 

In addition to being the first professional athlete to be honored with a statue in the U.S. Capitol, he is also the first celebrated loser.

 

Maybe it would more appropriate if Little Mario nominated one of the following to replace Gen. Smith.

  • Former Rep. William Jefferson: caught with $90,000 in cash in his freezer
  • Former Rep. Mark Foley: caught sending sexual messages to teenage congressional pages
  • Rep. Alcee Hastings: impeached as federal judge for accepting bribes
  • Santo Trafficante Jr. – former Florida Mafia Don

If Little Mario isn’t comfortable with nominating any of the aforementioned lumanries, then he could always opt to name Mo of the Three Stooges.

 

Congrats Little Marco; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

  1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 2
  2. Bigot Award Winner = 1
  3. Bullshit Award Winner = 3
  4. Chicken Little Award Winner = 1    
  5. Dumbo Award Winner = 1
  6. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Award Winner = 1
  7. Lunatic Award Winner = 1
  8. Screwball Award Winner = 1
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