Free Hustler Magazines to Utah’s Ant-Porn legislators

In April 2016, self-proclaimed prudes and Aspiring Standup Comedians sitting in the Utah legislature passed a resolution declaring that Pornography is a “Public Health Hazard.” A story dealing with this asinine resolution can be found at the URL at the end of this article.

In response to this ridiculous resolution, Larry Flynt, publisher of the Hustler magazine offered to provide fee copies of his magazine’s upcoming anniversary issue to members of Utah’s state legislature. (Ken Meyer)

In response to these religious zealots (aka, nutcases), Flynt said:

• “The Utah Legislature is obviously confused about what constitutes a public health crisis, so I’ll send them our latest issue and they can see for themselves that we’re no danger to the public, only to the repressed.”

Maybe Larry should consider publishing a Special Edition entitled “Assholes of the Decade.” Clearly Utah State Sen. Todd Weiler and Gov. Gary Herbert would make this esteemed list.

Other deserving A-Hole recognition would include the following:

• Gov. Pat McCrory of North Carolina
• Gov. Phil Bryant of Mississippi
• Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas
• Sean Hannity: Fox News Comedy Network’s serial liar
• Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore

One obvious question that needs to be addressed is the excuse given by some of Utah’s legislators for the size of their left bicep. Their common reason that they are afflicted with “tennis elbow” is proven to be false since none of the play tennis.