This isn’t the first Award presented to Annie. In the past, he has been the recipient of fourteen (14) Awards in various categories. Those awards are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

Allen West is the certified nutcase that was drummed out of office by Florida voters after he served one term in the U.S. House of Representatives. It should also be noted that Allen the Loon was booted out of the U.S. Army after he was involved in the beating and simulated execution of an Iraqi policeman.

During a recent (mid-April 2016) interview with comedian and fellow loon Jeffrey Kuhner who runs a daily radio show called The Kuhner Report, Allen was asked if he was ready to stand up and serve his country as the Republican vice presidential nominee. (Miranda Blue, Right Wing Watch) Allen responded as follows:

• “My nature as a lunatic, I’m sorry soldier is to serve and to step up when my country needs me, so I’m standing by.”
• “I’m always ready to, if the American people need me back, I’m here, I’m ready to go.”

Kuhner then asked Allen if his answer meant he’d be willing to run for the VP if the GOP presidential nominee asked him. This led to Allen say:

• “If God is approving and my wife and my two daughters are of approval, then I would say, ‘You’ve got your guy and let’s get at it.’”

Why do these right-wing screwballs always have to bring “God” into their conversations about political office? Just how in the hell is God going to tell Allen that he has given his personal approval for him to the Vice-Presidential nominee? Will God send him an email or will he just text him?

One thing we can all be comforted by is the undeniable fact that Allen the Loon will never be asked to be the GOP’s VP nominee.

And lastly, if this Buffoon (my apologies to Buffoons) were to be elected Vice President, then we’d all be in need of a Industrial Strength Enema.

Congrats Allen; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Bullshitters”; you are far too humble.

1. Bullshit Award Winner = 2
2. Misogynist Award Winner = 1
3. MoronAward Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 2
5. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 3
6. Screwball Award Winner = 2
7. Obama should be condemned as enabling Islamist Sympathizer: Loon Art. 274
8. Democratic Party is Anti-Semitic: Loon Art. 275
9. Obama Wages Biological Warfare Against Americans: Loon Art. 276