Friends in FBI say they’re fixing to indict Hillary Clinton

During a recent (late January 2016) on Newsmax TV’s The Steve Malzberg Comedy Show, resident comedian and celebrated lunatic Steve Malzberg interviewed fellow loon and congenital liar Tom Delay.

Tommy the Lying Lunatic went on to tell Stevie’s intellectually disabled viewers:

• “I have friends that are in the FBI and they tell me they’re ready to indict.”

Tommy continued on with his fabrication by saying:

• “They’re ready to recommend an indictment, and they also say that if the attorney general does not indict, they’re going public.”
• “So one way or another, either she’s going to be indicted and that process begins, or we try her in the public eye with her campaign.” he told the conservative news outlet.
• “One way or another, she’s going to have to face these charges.”

Of course Tommy didn’t have the courtesy to tell us the names of his alleged friends in the FBI. And the reason he didn’t is because this Certified A-hole only has a handful of friends and none of them are in the FBI.

Moreover, it’s a proven fact that FBI agents are not lawfully empowered to indict anyone. They are merely federal police officers.

Tommy’s biggest lie is in saying that his FBI friends told him if the attorney general doesn’t indict Hillary, they are going to go public. The reason this is a total fabrications is because if an FBI agent so acted, he would be immediately fired and might be prosecuted for doing so.

So Tommy would ask us to believe that his FBI friends are willing to risk their careers and imprisonment by spilling the beans on Hillary if the Attorney General doesn’t indict her.

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