Big name endorsements for Donald Trump’s presidential run

In his attempt to garner the GOP presidential nomination, The Donald is thrilled to have amassed the endorsements of the following so-called Big Names.

• Celebrated numbskull Sarah Palin
• Dyed-in-the-wool Homophobe Jerry Falwell Jr.
• Right-wing Screwball Phyllis Schlafly
• Loony radio host Michael Savage (fka, Michael Alan Weiner)

An unreliable source indicated that in addition to the aforementioned luminaries, The Donald anticipates he will secure the endorsements of the following dignitaries.

• Former Vice-President Al Gore
• Academy Award winning Producer Michael Moore
• Convicted Fraudster Bernie Madoff

With this quality of endorsements it will be virtually impossible to stop The Donald from finishing first in the GOP presidential nomination.

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