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Pyramids built to store Grain; so sayeth Rev. Ben Carson
During a 1998 commencement speech that the Right Rev. Ben Carson delivered at Andrews University, which is operated by Seventh-day Adventists, Benny laughingly claimed that the pyramids were built for the purpose of storing grain and not as graves for the pharaohs.
Not satisfied with his asinine claim in 1988, Rev. Ben reiterated the grain storage BS during a recent (early October 2015) CBS interview wherein he stated, “It’s still my belief, yes.” Benny went on to say:
Only a monumental buffoon (my apologies to buffoons) and/or an aspiring Standup Comedian would spew forth such nonsense. Rev. Benny’s hyperbolic (BS) theory has a much validity regarding the pyramids as grain silos.
King Tut ordered the building of the main pyramid so it could be used as a storage facility to house past and future editions of Playboy magazine. Therefore, this would give a reason for Tut to rise to the occasion upon the depositing of a newly published Playboy centerfold. In other words, Tut’s servants were interested in assuring that a little “Tit for Tut.”
With the advent of Viagra, maybe one of Tut’s ancestors could pipe in a little Industrial Strength Viagra into his tomb, which could lead to him becoming the “strong armed” tyrant he was in the past.
And to think that this Certified Moron actually thinks he’s qualified to be the next president of the U.S. of A.
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