Ted Nugent: Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Ted Nugent

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

This isn’t the first Award presented to Teddy. In the past, he has been the recipient of fifteen (15) Awards in various categories and/or the subject of one (1) opinion piece. Those awards and opinion piece are listed at the end of this article and can be viewed by going to the listed categories.

During a recent (mid-August 2015) appearance on WIBX’s Keeler in the Morning comedy radio show, Teddy was asked about the Megyn Kelly/Donald Trump feud. Of course Teddy sided with The Donald and then added that Megyn Kelly is mostly useful for masturbation.

Teddy went on to tell Keeler’s intellectually encumbered listeners:

• “I’m a big fan of Donald Trump because I believe in bold, aggressive, unapologetic truth. Period.”
• “And I’m not a fan of Megyn Kelly, although I often turn on Fox just to look at her.” “Sometimes when I’m loading my magazines (firearms], I like to just look at her.”
• “And I usually sit naked on the couch dropping hot brass on my stuff.”

An unreliable source indicated that Teddy is fond of using photos of Phyllis Diller, Rosie O’Donnell or Moms Mabley and/or a combination thereof while masturbating

Congrats Teddy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.

1. Ass-Kisser Award Winner = 1
2. Bigot/Racist Award Winner = 1
3. Humanitarian Award Winner = 1
4. Lunatic Award Winner = 3
5. MoronAward Winner = 2
6. Rodney Dangerfield Award Winner = 1
7. Screwball Award Winner = 3
8. Potty Mouth Loser: Art. No.18: Misc. Award Winners
9. Obama is Cause of Veterans Committing Suicide: Lunatic Award No. 138
10. Ted Nugent sez: Sarah Palin’s my Hero: Rodney Dangerfield Award No. 97
11. Mitt Romney trolling for endorsements: Art.176 Dawg Opinions