Attorney Scott Bauer of Denver; convicted of assault 

The state of Colorado provided Scott R. Bauer with a law license in 1984 after he graduated from Georgetown University Law School.

The Colorado State Bar found Scotty guilty of the following misconduct.

• Pled guilty to driving while impaired following a traffic stop
• Pled guilty to third-degree assault following an incident in family home
• Scottie knowingly or recklessly caused bodily injury to another person or with criminal negligence Scottie caused bodily injury to another person by means of a deadly weapon
• Committed a criminal act that reflects adversely on Scottie’s honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the apologists for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Colorado Supreme Court punished Scotty by gifting him with a complimentary stayed 90-day suspension of his law license.

In truth, the comedians sitting on the Colorado Supreme Court didn’t mete out any meaningful punishment to Scotty

As we speak (ca. May 2020), Scotty practices with the Colorado Department of Law at 1300 Broadway in Denver, Colorado.