Rep. Randy Forbes (R-VA): Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Congratulations to….

Rep. Randy Forbes (R-VA)

Today’s “Rodney Dangerfield” Award Winner

Randy is yet another loser lawyer that eventually discovered how difficult it would be to make a dishonest living practicing law who then decided to go into the second most ethical profession (used car salesman No. 1), politics.

In early 2015, the Chipotle ceased selling port at several hundred of its restaurants after it refused to purchase pork from a supplier that violated its animal welfare standards.

In an effort to curry favor with like minded morons (my apololgies to morons), Randy co-authored of a comedy op-ed piece in the 03/17/15 edition of the Christian Post that laughingly used Chipotle’s decision regarding animal welfare standards to argue that Christian business owners should have the right to discriminate against gay customers.

Randy argued that “protecting corporate conscience” is crucial to protect the right of so-called Christians to discriminate against members of the gay community in the name of religious freedom.

Of course Randy’s argument is proof that he’s not a “real” Christian because if he was, he wouldn’t cheerfully endorse discriminating against anyone regardless of who they are.

In Randy’s demented world, I suppose it would be acceptable for a Christian to discriminate against African-Americans or Latinos by merely claiming that their bigotry was based on religious freedom.

Congrats Randy; keep up the good work! We should let everyone know of your amazing record as one of Americas Least Appreciated “Standup Comedians”; you are far too humble.