Former Judge Warren Grant of London, UK; pervert

The Judicial Conduct Investigations Office found Warren of engaging in the following misconduct.

• Engaged in wholly unacceptable conduct for a judicial office holder
• Watched pornography on court computers
• Engaged in inexcusable misuse of judicial I.T. accounts

As a direct consequence of his perverted misconduct, the Lord Chancellor and Lord Chief Justice ordered that Warren be fired from his judicial position.

And lastly, in a lame effort at levity Warren laughingly claimed that the size difference in one bicep verses the other is a result of him playing too much tennis and/or lifting weights.

He also made the following hypebolic (BS) statement.

• “I do not wish to comment save to say that for some years, before, and during, the period covered by the conduct which formed the subject of the complaint laid against me I was suffering from severe and undiagnosed depression.”

I see Warren; it was severe depression, undiagnosed at that, that made you spend untold hours on a government computer surfing for porn. Clearly, Warren missed his calling as a standup comedian.

As we speak (ca. June 2021), it is rumored that shortly after being fired Warren applied for a job as a greeter at the Stringfellows Gentleman’s Club located at 201 Wardour Street in London, England.

The Judicial Conduct Investigations Office found Warren guilty of the following misconduct.

In 2014, an investigation led to a discovery that Judge Grant was using a government computer to view pornography. Of course Warren the Perv was receiving a taxpayer funded salary during the time he spent surfing for porn.

In March 2015, the Discipline Committee ordered that Warren the Perv be removed from office. Shortly thereafter, and in a lame attempt at levity, Warren said:

• “I do not wish to comment save to say that for some years, before, and during, the period covered by the conduct which formed the subject of the complaint laid against me I was suffering from severe and undiagnosed depression.”

I see Warren; it was severe depression, undiagnosed at that, that made you spend untold hours on a government computer surfing for porn. Clearly, Warren missed his calling as a standup comedian.

As we speak (cs. March 2015), Warren the Perv works as an immigration law specialist with a firm of North London solicitors.