No. 6—How much for that Doggie in the Window – Patti Page

New Title:  How much for that Justice in the Window

Lyrics:  The Noettes

How much for that justice in the window?  *(arf! Arf!)*

The one that’s up for sale

How much for that justice in the window?  *(arf! Arf!)*

The one we all know is for sale

I must take a trip to Cincinnati

And leave my poor schemer along

If he has a justice, he won’t be lonesome

And the justice will have a good home

I read in the paper there are some watchdogs ** (roof! roof!)**

With flashlights that shine in the dark

My love needs a justice to protect him

And scare them away with one bark

I don’t want a bunny or a kitty

I don’t want a justice that squeals

I don’t want a group of little woosies

You can’t take a woossy for a walk

How much for that justice in the window?  *(arf! Arf!)*

The one that’s up for sale

How much for that justice in the window?  *(arf! Arf!)*

The one we all know is for sale