People for the Ethical Treatment of Attorneys
People
for the Ethical Treatment of Attorneys* (PETA)
works diligently and proactively to prevent the capture and confinement of
attorneys, as well as the abuse they commonly endure that is appropriately
delivered by their prior victims.
PETA MEDICAL
BREAKTHROUGH
PETA
is proud to announce the results of a joint venture that involved the People for
the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and researchers at
Research
by The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) discovered that the
birth rate of "rats" had dramatically declined while attorney birth
rates were exploding. Because
attorneys are natural prey for "rats", a further erosion of rat birth
rates was of great concern to PETA researchers.
Miraculously,
researchers at Johns Hopkins developed a serum that when injected into an
attorney will, within two days turn the attorney into a "rat."
This astounding medical breakthrough will have the much desired effect of
reducing attorney infestation
and replace them with loving, caring and adorable "rats."
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