Arizona’s 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Ethics Rating = 98.2%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.8%. In the Arizona judicial system, there are 481 judges, magistrates, and justices of the peace practicing throughout the state. For the year 2019, the enablers for Judicial Misfits sitting on the Arizona Commission on Judicial Conduct and the Arizona Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against nine (9) Judges for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 9 = number of reprimands

This laughable finding by the comedians sitting on the Arizona Commission on Judicial Conduct and the Arizona Supreme Court means that Arizona’s Judicial Ivory Soap Purity rating of 98.2% for 2019 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent judge.

This would mean that if all 451 judges attended a speech at the Burton Barr Central Branch library in Phoenix, it would be virtually impossible to locate the nine (9) unethical judges even if they shouted and waived their hands wildly.

Gosh and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, you folks in Arizona are extremely fortunate to live in a state where almost 100% of your judges are Ethical and/or Intellectual Giants.