Judge Kim Eaton of Pittsburgh, PA; half-witted loser

The state of Pennsylvania provided Kim D. Eaton with a law license in 1981 after he graduated from the University of Pittsburgh School of Law.

As a Pennsylvania Court of Common Pleas judge, Eaton earns $173,271 annually.[3]

In one matter, Kimmy found it acceptable to post a photo of her husband dressed as a U.S. Capitol rioter and insurrectionist, know as the “QAnon Shaman” on her Facebook page.

To establish that she did well in law school classes in obfuscating and telling fanciful falsehoods, Kimmy told a reporter for the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette that she was merely celebrating the Biden inauguration with her husband when she and her husband posed for the QAnon Shaman photo.

Kimmy’s husband wore a Viking helmet, no shirt, fake tattoos and face paint prior to being photographed by Kimmy.

In a lame effort at levity, Kimmy finished up her interview with the Post-Gazette by saying:

“I’m not a white supremacist, and you can quote me on that.”

If Kimmy was the least interested in speaking the truth, she should have said:

“I’m not a very bright person, and you can quote me on that.”

As we speak (ca. February 2021), Kimmy continues to sit as Allegheny County Family Division Administrative Judge in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.