Florida’s 2019 Judicial Ivory Soap Rating = 99.95%

Ivory Soap advertises a purity rating of 99.44%. In the Florida judicial system, there are 876 judges practicing throughout the state. For the year 2019, the enablers for Judicial Misfits sitting on the Utah Supreme Court handed out the following complimentary sanctions against two (2) judges for engaging in a variety of misconduct.

• 1 = number of reprimands
• 1 = number of suspensions

This laughable finding by the comedians sitting on the Judicial Review Council means that Delaware’s Judicial Ivory Soap Purity rating of 99.95% for 2019 is preposterous in that it indicates the near impossibility of finding a dishonest or incompetent judge.

This would mean that if all 876 judges attended a concert at the Ruby Diamond Concert Hall at Florida State University with seating capacity of 1,172, it would be virtually impossible to locate the two (2) unethical  judges even if they shouted and waived their hands wildly.

Gosh and Gollies and Gee Whillickers, you folks in Florida are extremely fortunate to live in a state where almost 100% of your judges are Ethical and/or Intellectual Giants.