Judge Mike Trejo of La Feria, TX; moronic loser

The State Commission on Judicial Conduct found Mikey guilty of the following misconduct.

• Failed to comply with the law
• Failed to maintain professional competence in the law [moron]
• Regularly recommended dismissal of traffic citations as favors for family, friends, and local constituents
• Would be accompanied to court by a local musician named Fruity Villarreal

As a direct consequence of his misconduct, the Patron Saints for Attorney Misfits sitting on the Texas Supreme Court punished Mikey by gifting him with a complimentary reprimand. 

As we speak (ca. June 2019), Mikey continues to sit as a Justice of the Peace, precinct 5, place 3 in La Feria, Cameron County, Texas.