| ► Trump announces celebration for distinguished Pedophiles, Wife-beaters and Sexual Assaulters |
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Trump announces celebration for distinguished Pedophiles, Wife-beaters and Sexual Assaulters  To assure that he corners the market on garnering campaign contributions from well-known and highly disrespected pedophiles, rapists, wife-beaters and sexual assaulters, The Great Leader is going to preside over a glamorous fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago in early April 2020.
The list of invited luminaries who have accepted an invitation to attend and have made the minimum campaign contribution of $575,000 per person or $1 million for a couple are as follows:
Room charges for the event at Mar-a-Lago will be $950 per person per night, which will include free access to 24-hour TV coverage of the Fox News Comedy Network.
Revenue from the event will be divided evenly with 50% going to the Donald Trump & Family Criminal Defense Fund and the other 50% going to the new Trump Foundation that was formed to payoff any woman that The Great Leader has sexually assaulted in the past and/or is expected to assault in the future.
It is anticipated that there will be a lot of ass-grabbing, lip locking, reach arounds and assorted touchy feely conduct being engaged in by the good folks listed above.
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