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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump playing Yo Momma game


To further establish his cred with the good ol’ boys of yesteryear that engaged in a little “You’re Momma” name calling, The Great Leader decided he’d toss out a few good ones at his real and/or perceived enemies past and present in regards to their Mothers.

  • Joe Biden: “Yo Momma so ugly your Dad takes her to work every day, so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.”
  • Mitt Romney: Yo Momma so stupid she stared at a box of juice because it said “concentrate”
  • Jim Comey: Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back
  • Robert Mueller: Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund
  • John Bolton: Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone
  • Rep. Adam Schiff: “If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
  • Hillary Clinton: Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.”
  • Nancy Pelosi: “Yo mama is so fat that your father needs a GPS to find her ass.”
  • John Brennan (CIA): Yo momma so fat she had to get baptized at SeaWorld.”
  • Andrew McCabe (FBI): “Yo mama is so fat Dora can’t even explore her.”

It surely is comforting to know that we have a President who exhibits the maturity and humanity to kindly refer to those who may disagree with him.


For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 3 thru 75 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 76 thru 86 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 87 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 93 thru 99
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 323 thru 338 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 73
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  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 16
  9. Bullshit Awards = 74
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 3
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 11
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 3
  14. Liar Awards = 78
  15. Lunatic Awards = 27
  16. Misc. Awards = 62
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 42
  19. Narcissist Awards = 34
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 51