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Donald “Trumporleone” Trump orders rewrite of U.S. Constitution
Several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated that The Great Leader has taken pen to paper and redrawn several of the Amendments to the Constitution. It is further rumored that Sen. Mitch “Moscow Mitch” has taken affirmative steps to assure that there is resistance in the Senate to the rewriting of the Constitution. With that said, below are the preliminary changes authored by The Great Leader.
1st Amendment Allows the President to establish a national religion, restrict freedom speech and freedom of the press, and allow for a President’s minions to arrest those that assemble peacefully to protest the government’s actions 2nd Amendment Legalize right to keep and bear machine guns and hand grenades 4th Amendment Permits unreasonable searches and seizures and eliminates need for search warrants involving anyone who disagrees with and/or criticizes The Great Leader 8th Amendment Allows for excessive fines and bail as well as cruel and unusual punishment such as waterboarding and is limited to Democrats in the Senate and the House of Representatives 13th Amendment Legalizes slavery, and involuntary servitude, as punishment for crimes committed by members and/or associates of the New York Times, Washington Post and MSNBC 15th Amendment Allows for the denial of the right to vote based on race, color or previous condition of servitude 19th Amendment Allows for the denial of the right to vote based on sex 22nd Amendment Permits a person to be elected president as many times as he/she wants but is limited to Republican candidates only 24th Amendment Allows for the revocation of voting rights due to the non-payment of a poll tax or any other tax 26th Amendment Allows for the denial of the right of US citizens, eighteen years of age or older, to vote on account of age and is limited to college campuses that are known to be liberal such as UC Berkeley, NYU, University of Oregon, Boston Unviersity and Oberlin College
With these reasonable edits of the U.S. Constitution it should be much easier for The Great Leader to avoid being impeached and to effectively punish his real and/or perceived enemies such as Hillary Clinton, and Reps. Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler.
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