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GOP goes all in for “political correctness” in approving Kavanaugh for Supreme Court


After spending years decrying the liberals as being a bunch of “politically correct” anti-social commie, pinko sympathizers, Sen. Mitch McConnell and his band of comrades have gone all in regarding their undying support for Brett Kavanaugh as an Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court.


Several anonymous and unreliable sources indicated that Sen. McConnell with the blessing of Donald “Trumporleone” Trump and Chief Justice John Roberts have announced that the sitting arrangements for the justices will be Justice Clarence Thomas at the left end of the lineup and Justice Brett Kavanaugh at the right end of the lineup.


This alignment of Thomas and Kavanaugh will allow for the GOP to announce that their appointments to the bench has now resulted in colorful balance on the court.


In honor of the appointment of Kavanaugh and with the prior appointment of Thomas, an anonymous source indicates that Paul McCartney is going to permit his hit song “Ebony and Ivory” to be played every time the court appears in public to hear oral arguments. The newly minted version of the song according to my source, will go something like this.


Ebony and ivory rule together in imperfect harmony

Side by side on the supreme court, oh Lord, why don't we?


Ebony, ivory living in imperfect harmony

Ebony, ivory, ooh


We all know that people aren’t the same where ever you go

There is evil and bad in every Democrat

We learn to die, after we learn to lie

Each other what we need to thrive together alive


What’s next for Mitch and his GOP Comrades? Will we be witness to them demanding that The Great Leader name Hillary Clinton to replace Nikki Haley as the next Ambassador to the United Nations?