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Trump orders Industrial Strength Enemas for leakers
Several anonymous and unreliable sources (equivalent of Fox News and Hannity) indicated that Donald“Trumporleone” Trump continues to throw temper tantrums at the rate of leaks coming from meers of his administration.
After being advised by Chief of Staff Kelly that he could not lawfully have every source arrested and shipped off to Gitmo, The Great Leader was assured by Kelly that ordering Industrial Strength Enemas would clearly be legal.
As a backstop to the assurances he received from Gen. Kelly, The Great Leader sought advice from Sean Hannity as to the constitutionality of so acting. He was assured by the Right Rev. Sean Hannity that the enemas were the best way to plug future leaks.
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