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Donald “Small Hands Donnie” Trump to replace Dr. Fauci with more qualified Physicians

 

This isn’t the first award presented to The Great Leader. In the past he has been the subject of 534 awards, 111 opinion pieces and 85 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

Several anonymous and unreliable sources have indicated that after he release from Walter Reed Hospital while suffering from COVID-19, The Great Leader decided it was time to replace Dr. Fauci with physicians that are much more qualified to deal with pandemics.

 

Towards that end, The Great Leader has indicated that by the end of October 2020, that he will replace Dr. Fauci and others on Fauci’s team with the following well known and highly respected medical experts.

  • Dr. Lisa Dean Ryan as Doogie Howser, MD
  • Dr. Alan Alda as Mash’s Ft. Hawkeye Pierce
  • Dr. Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lector
  • Dr. Cillian Murphy as Dr. Jonathan Crane in Batman Begins
  • Dr. Harrison Ford as Dr. Richard Kimble in The Fugitive
  • Dr. Eddie Murphy as Dr. Doolittle

With this esteemed and well qualified physicians providing expert medical advice to The Great Leader to not only treat his bout with COVID-19 but the manner in which it will be quickly defeated should be very good news to Americans who were concerned that Dr. Fauci was nothing more than a member of the Deep State out to help Joe Biden defeat The Great Leader.

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 115
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 91
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 77
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 143
  15. Lunatic Awards = 33
  16. Misc. Awards = 118
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 54
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54