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Donald Trump orders nullification of left-handed voters in swing states

 

This is not the first award presented to The Great Leader and/or or article dealing with his questionable antics. In the past he has been the subject of 584 awards, 130 opinion pieces and 91 laments. For a list of the prior awards and/or articles, see the items detailed at the end of this article.

 

It has consistently been estimated that 10% of Americans are left-handed, meaning to assure a fair election, one wherein he is the victor, The Great Leader has issued an Executive Order declaring that all votes cast by left-handed voters in the following swing states will be voided.

 

Additionally, The Great Leader went about mimicking the famous words of the late Martin Luther King Jr. by saying:

 

"Fair at last. Fair at last. Thank God Almighty a fair election at Last."

 

FYI: It is estimated that approximately 10% of the population is left-handed. The table below sets for the (a) total populations, (b) populations under 18, (c) eligible voter populations, and (d) left-handed voter populations.

 

State

Total

Population

Under 18

Eligible voters

Left-Handed

Voters

Electoral

Votes

Arizona

7.4 million

1.6 million

5.8 million

580,000

11

Florida

22.0 million

4.2 million

17.8 million

1.8 million

29

Georgia

10.7 million

2.5 million

8.2 million

820,000

16

Iowa

3.2 million

733,000

2.5 million

250,00

6

Michigan

10.0 million

2.1 million

7.9 million

790,000

16

Minnesota

5.7 million

1.3 million

4.4 million

440,000

10

Nevada

3.1 million

690,000

2.4 million

240,000

6

North Carolina

10.7 million

2.3 million

8.4 million

840,000

15

Ohio

11.7 million

2.6 million

9.1 million

910,000

18

Pennsylvania

12.8 million

2.7 million

10.1 million

1.0 million

20

Texas

29.5 million

7.4 million

22.1 million

2.2 million

38

Wisconsin

5.9 million

1.3 million

4.6 million

460,000

10

 

132.7 million

30.4 million

103.3 million

10.3 million

195

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In the 2016 election, of the 270 votes needed to win the presidency, The Great Leader garnered 306 electoral college votes verses 232 for Clinton. Of the states listed in the table above, Nevada is the only state that Clinton won in 2016.

 

The states in the table above total 195 electoral college votes. There is no doubt that The Great Leader will win the 124 electoral college votes in the states listed below. Therefore, by cancelling out the 10.3 million left-handed votes in the November 2020 election, The Great Leader is guaranteed to accumulate a total of 319 elector college votes, meaning he will win in a landslide.

 

Alabama = 9 votes

Alaska = 3 votes

Arkansas = 6 votes

Idaho = 4 votes

Indiana = 11 votes

Kansas = 6 votes

Kentucky = 8 votes

Louisiana = 8 votes

Mississippi = 6 votes

Missouri = 10 votes

Montana = 3 votes

Nebraska = 3 votes

North Dakota = 3 votes

Oklahoma = 7 votes

South Carolina = 9 votes

South Dakota = 3 votes

Tennessee = 11 votes

Utah = 6 votes

West Virginia = 5 votes

Wyoming = 3 votes

 

For additional post-election articles re: The Don visit the articles below

  1. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 1 thru 81 Dawg Opinions
  2. Trump’s victims of Draining the Swamp: Art. 82 thru 92 Dawg Opinions
  3. Trump Filling the Swamp: Art. 93 thru 98 Dawg Opinions
  4. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 99 thru 115
  5. Trump miscellaneous opinion articles: Art. 329 thru 344 Dawg Opinions 
  6. Dawg Laments: Art. 1 thru 91
  7. Ass-Kisser Awards = 8
  8. Bigot/Racist Awards = 20
  9. Bullshit Awards = 77
  10. Chicken Little Awards = 7
  11. Dumbo Awards = 5
  12. Humanitarian Award = 10
  13. IHOP (Flip-Flop) Awards = 4
  14. Liar Awards = 143
  15. Lunatic Awards = 33
  16. Misc. Awards = 118
  17. Misogynist Awards = 3
  18. Moron Awards = 54
  19. Narcissist Awards = 36
  20. Screwball Awards = 12
  21. Rodney Dangerfield Comic Awards = 54